Closed for Remodel (probably just full of roaches)

Posted on September 17th, 2015 by crossbones – Be the first to comment


The rumor mill has gone bananas. Let’s address them together.

Q: I heard you quit the biz?
A: Far from it.

Q: I mean, you’ve only done, like what, 2 games?
A: 30.

Q: You’re crazy fat now?
A: I’m about 180. If you took my facebook photos and turned them into a flip book, yeah, kinda looks like a time lapse of someone turning into a human hot dog.

Q: Is “Crossbones” your real name?
A: Yes.

Q: That’s dumb.
A: And that’s not a question.