Closed for Remodel (probably just full of roaches)
The rumor mill has gone bananas. Let’s address them together.
Q: I heard you quit the biz?
A: Far from it.
Q: I mean, you’ve only done, like what, 2 games?
Q: You’re crazy fat now?
A: I’m about 180. If you took my facebook photos and turned them into a flip book, yeah, kinda looks like a time lapse of someone turning into a human hot dog.
Q: Is “Crossbones” your real name?
Q: That’s dumb.
A: And that’s not a question.